Thursday, June 18, 2009

A Recession proof Father's Day

Dear Dada,

This Father's Day since we can't afford that Audi you have coveted from a far,

or the home theater system to complete your


or the two toned Rolex that you've wanted even before we met

I thought maybe you'd be interested in one of the affordable, but just as enticing gifts we've picked out.

Sex Panther, I mean Old spice

Your very own manscaper

* notice the adjustable arm for hard to reach areas
(I think I just threw up a little in my mouth)

And why wouldn't you want a product that holds 12 times it's weight in liquid? You'll be saying "wow" every time.

Love your girls.